generallyhuman:

sonypraystation:

baetology:

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

nbdennis:

my reaction exactly when glenn does anything (@weirditalianplumber a visual reference)

ohnoitsalwayssunny:

This scene almost brings me to tears every time I see it. It’s so powerful and  moving, yet so simple. Charlie’s motives and actions in this episode were like that of a guardian angel.

recentgooglesearches:

What’s that bug that just screams when it’s hot out

precumming:

twenlyonepilots:

buzzflower:

crocstitute:

Fucking punch me in the face

Every time I click on this and hear that first note I cry a lil

Did tumblr mobile stuff up or does this actually have a million notes

2 million*

jnghyns:

i refuse to let this video die
shuhvon:
“ Cosmo got something right for once
”

shuhvon:

Cosmo got something right for once

bidoof:

date idea: meet up and watch clown videos on youtube for hours without saying anything or touching each other